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1 Kyros: Quick, let's get out of this town!
1 Alvissa: But the bail is your word of bond...
2 Mordekai: We have a quest to go on!
2 Alvissa: Since when have you cared about that?
3 Kyros: Yeah! It's vital that we cross the Awful Mountains and insult this irate aged dragon, Elf-Hacker.
4 Alvissa: You mean cross the Orcrift Mountains and consult the great Dragon Sage Ardaxar...
4 Kyros: Close enough.
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I just noticed it's now over 500 strips since they first heard about this quest. And they haven't quite reached the Orcrift Mountains yet.
Stories always tell you that you need to flatter a dragon to stand a chance of getting away from them. Even Bilbo used it. I'd rather see a story where someone stands up to a dragon and bests it in a game of volleying insults.
Next time your roleplaying character comes face to face with a dragon, try insulting it!
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