1 Lambert: {staring at a skeletonised adventurer} Hmmm... A dead guy and a treasure chest. Now that's not suspicious.
2 Kyros: Can you open it?
2 Mordekai: Probably. But you guys should keep back, where it's safe.
3 Mordekai: Way way back. Further. Keep going. Never know what sort of foul traps could be in here.
4 Alvissa: Is there gold?
4 Kyros: Jewels?
4 Mordekai: {stuffs gold and jewels from the chest into his pockets} No, just trap stuff. Let me er... put it in my pockets. Stay back!

2012-03-01 Rerun commentary: The LEGO treasure chests are pretty awesome. And there are also LEGO gold coins and lots of pretty colours of LEGO jewels to stuff in them.

Wait... I mean there are lots of LEGO pieces that can make really dangerous traps! Spikes and blades and flasks of poison and stuff. yeah.