1 {scene: Gryffindor common room}
1 Ron: With Harry and Katie Bell gone, we need a new player for the Gryffindor Quidditch team.
1 Will: I'm not a bad seeker.
2 Ron: Hmmm. Ginny's seeker...
2 Ginny: I'll play chaser. Will's so athletic, he's obviously the better seeker.
3 {scene change: The office, where Shakespeare is sitting at his computer}
3 Shakespeare: I bet nobody's ever written a fan-fic like this before!
4 {scene change: back to the Gryffindor common room}
4 Hermione: Oh Will, do you want me to show you the Astronomy Tower some time?

Harry Potter fan-fic aficionados will need no explanation.

For the rest of us, apparently there's a trend for Mary Sues in Potter fic to end up playing seeker. And the Astronomy Tower is where all the kissing bits happen...