Somene mentioned to me that he saw a tabloid newspaper with a story that struck him as being straight out of Irregular Webcomic! Not being one to pass up the opportunity to plagiarise blatantly be creatively inspired by secondary sources, I decided to do my own take on the story.

Turns out the story was from the infamous Weekly World News. I've since seen a copy of the front page and am pleased that mine turned out so differently. Mine's more believable, for starters.