1 [caption]: 365 days ago:
1 Death of Insanely Overpowered Fireballs: Here we are, back where this all started. When you answer the door, stab yourself with the scythe.
2 Me: What if I don't?
3 Death of Insanely Overpowered Fireballs: You have to! You've already done it. There's no way out of it. If you don't... the very fabric of the universe will be torn apart.
4 Death of Insanely Overpowered Fireballs: Ready? I'm going to knock.
5 Me: {alive} Well, this is it. The moment you've all been waiting for. The character who is going to die is...
5 [sound]: Knock! Knock!
6 Me: {alive} Sorry. Excuse me just a second while I answer that.
7 Me: {answering door} You! But what...? how...?
8 Me: {dead} Run!

2021-04-25 Rerun commentary: In hindsight, it's lucky that T-shirt lasted for a year after the original stabbing myself story began. I've mentioned before that it was my favourite shirt, and it was getting a bit threadbare at the time. I eventually threw it out, a while back now. I'm not sure how soon after the original run of this comic, but it couldn't have been too much later.