1 {scene: Outside the "Who Wants to be a Millionaire" studio"}
1 Nigerian Finance Bureaucrat: Well done, Finance Minister. A million dollars will make a big difference to Nigeria's federal budget.
2 Nigerian Finance Minister: $800,000. We mustn't renege on our deal with that helpful American with the bank account details.
3 Nigerian Finance Bureaucrat: This is our most successful fundraising event ever! What shall we do with the cash?
4 Nigerian Finance Minister: Invest it wisely.
4 Nigerian Finance Bureaucrat: Ah, of course!
4 Nigerian Finance Minister: Got any good horse racing tips?

While lotteries should not be played for investment purposes, a good horse racing tip is pretty much money in the bank!

Also, I remember the days when a million dollars actually was a lot of money. Nowadays it'll barely get an average person out of debt. Presumably Nigeria isn't so badly off economically as the rest of us.