1 {scene: Head Death's desk on the infinite featureless plane}
1 Head Death: Ah, Fate Worse Than Death. I see you've realised the futility of your little revolt.
2 Death of Insanely Overpowered Fireballs: You haven't won yet. As a Fate and not a Death, I can carry on alone.
3 Head Death: I'm reinstating your position as Insanely Overpowered Fireballs.
3 Death of Insanely Overpowered Fireballs: Aha! I win! That's all I wanted!
4 Head Death: And the salary...?
4 Death of Insanely Overpowered Fireballs: Oh. Sod.

I just love the way the Head Death gloats. You can feel the gloatiness in him.

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2014-12-04 Rerun commentary: I think gloatiness is a prerequisite for the position.

Next time you have a job interview and the interviewer asks what your best quality is, say that you're really good at gloating. You'll be head of the firm in no time!