1 Kyros: Waters of the Swamp of Terror, part and reveal the way to the Golden Citadel!
2 {a path appears}
2 Lambert: It worked! There's a path!
3 Mordekai: Not so fast. We haven't reached the Golden Citadel yet.
4 Alvissa: And the nominees for most obvious statement of the last six years are...

The envelope please...

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2025-09-13 Rerun commentary: Parting water is a magical effect reserved for clerics in Dungeons & Dragons (at least the older editions; not sure about the latest one). Quite a few of the cleric-only spells replicate effects of Biblical miracles, such as plagues of insects, creating food and water, turning sticks into snakes, and so on. Oh, and raising the dead, of course.

It kinda makes sense, but at the same time it's kind of a weird way to wall off effects that magic-users can't do.