1 Death of Inhaling Hatmaking Chemicals: Hwell. Deff of Disco got a summons.
2 Death of Inhaling Hatmaking Chemicals: Hinsanely Hoe-verpowered Fireballs got a summons.
3 {beat}
4 Death of Inhaling Hatmaking Chemicals: BARKEEP, I DON'T SUPPOSE CHOO COULD MIX UP A MERCURIC NITRATE? HAND GIVE IT A REALLY GOOD STIR?

Being fiction, this is one of those bars where people order drinks, take one sip, and then run off to do something else.

Yeah, have you ever noticed how in movies and TV, nobody ever finishes a drink? Unless they slam it down in one gulp and immediately order another one, that is.

I tried to find a TV Trope for this, but couldn't...