1 {scene: The infinite featureless plane of Death}
1 Death of Choking On A Giant Frog: {walking across the plane} So... Fireballs. Back where we started?
1 Death of Insanely Overpowered Fireballs: {walking parallel to Choking} Hello... Choking. Yeah, looks like.
2 Death of Insanely Overpowered Fireballs: This takes me right back to when I began this job.
3 Death of Insanely Overpowered Fireballs: I started work on my first morning and saw my first fantasy author three hours later.
4 Death of Choking On A Giant Frog: Work experience really meant something in those days.
4 Death of Insanely Overpowered Fireballs: Yeah, interesting times...

People often ask me if the Deaths are in any way based on the writing of Terry Pratchett.

No. I've never read any Terry Pratchett. Honestly*.

* Would I lie to you?

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2015-01-17 Rerun commentary: I really don't know where people keep getting this idea that I've read any of Terry Pratchett's work. I suppose I shall have to just keep on denying it. Either that or cut me own throat.