1 Death of Insanely Overpowered Fireballs: So this human workers’ rights agency, how do we get them to take on our case?
2 Death of Inhaling Hatmaking Chemicals: We ’ave to fill out some paperwork and then they review our case, guv.
3 Death of Insanely Overpowered Fireballs: So it’s a bureaucracy?
4 Death of Choking on a Giant Frog: That’s worse than dealing with Death!

There's a rule against rabbles assembling on street corners on the Infinite Featureless Plane of Death. Fortunately there aren't any street corners.