1 Stud: {pointing a gun at his driver's head} Now, my phony friend, I want some answers. And make it snappy. Who are you working for?
2 Driver: {getting out of the car at Stud's prompting} Okay, I'll talk. But can I have a cigarette first?
2 Stud: Go ahead.
3 [sound]: {driver bits on the cigarette} Crunch!
3 Driver: Ugnnnn... {collapses on the ground}
4 Stud: Damn, he's dead. I knew these things were dangerous, but that has to be the fastest case of lung cancer ever.

2013-03-29 Rerun commentary: The cigarette prop here is a piece of a toothpick. That's the second longest cigarette I've ever seen.

For anyone who hasn't seen the film version of this strip, the driver is an enemy and kills himself by biting into a cyanide capsule hidden within the cigarette, rather than being captured and interrogated by James Bond. Bond is left to wonder later on: who puts that sort of fear into their hired lackeys? (The answer of course being the titular Dr No himself.)