1 {scene: the Head Death's desk}
1 Head Death: Run Through The Spleen With A Toothpick. Sit down.
1 Death of Insanely Overpowered Fireballs: Yes, sir.
2 Head Death: There's some sort of paradox in the time-space continuum. I want you to investigate.
2 Death of Insanely Overpowered Fireballs: Yes, sir!
3 Head Death: This is a chance for repromotion. On the other hand, you're still not responsible for insanely overpowered fireballs.
4 Head Death: So much as go near one of those, and you'll be demoted.

It's good to have your employment performance goals laid out so clearly.

Yep, it's annual performance goal setting time at my work.

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2025-04-03 Rerun commentary: If there's a thing I miss less about working for a company than annual performance reviews, then I'm having a very hard time thinking of what it could possibly be.