1 Death of Insanely Overpowered Fireballs: You know the best part about having a job working for Isaac Newton?
2 Death of Inhaling Hatmaking Chemicals: Hwat, guv?
3 Death of Insanely Overpowered Fireballs: We don’t have to work for a pittance any more.
3 Death of Inhaling Hatmaking Chemicals: Hwat’s ’e payin’, guv?
4 Death of Insanely Overpowered Fireballs: One pound, five shillings, and tuppence a fortnight.
4 Death of Inhaling Hatmaking Chemicals: I ’ates to tell choo, guv...

Actually, in Newton's time that would have been a good salary. But the Deaths live outside time, so the exchange rates are a bit strange.