1 Iki Piki: This is bad. We've altered the past! Without us meeting our past selves, we've avoided the situation that leads to the temporal paradox!
2 Serron: Isn't that good?
2 Iki Piki: No!!!
3 Iki Piki: Without that paradox, we would never have come back in time. We've prevented our present selves being here right now. Yet here we are! A new paradox!
4 Serron: On the bright side, we stopped ourselves getting captured.
4 Shady Black Market Weapons Dealer: Into the cell, you two. You're my prisoners now!

Shock! I guess that guy wasn't such an upstanding citizen after all!

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2025-06-25 Rerun commentary: This sort of thing happens all the time when you time travel.

Not paradoxes. Being shoved into a cell by some guy you were trying to outsmart.