1 {scene: The Head Paradox's office}
1 SFX: RIIING
2 Receptionist: Hello?
3 Receptionist: What? You want us to pay for 38 tons of dynamite we ordered? We never ordered that.
4 Receptionist: Well obviously, if we had ordered it we would pay for it, but we're not. Q.E.D. Thank you for calling the Paradox Department.

I'm not sure what this receptionist does when the phone doesn't ring.

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2025-05-22 Rerun commentary: Maybe plays a game where polyomino-shaped morsels of food drop from above and are laid in rows that disappear just before a hungry person can eat them. Tetrantalus