1 Martian 1: Here’s what we want you to do. Infiltrate human society and take food off them for no payment to cripple their economic systems.
2 Martian 1: Knock important things off tables to break them or under sofas so humans can’t find them.
3 Martian 1: Oh, and occasionally drag dead animals into the house to spread disease, while acting like you’re giving them the best gift ever.
4 Martian 1: Think you can handle that?
4 Moby Tom: Meow!

Now you know where they got all those ideas about dominating the human species...