1 British Sailor: How dare you attack a British vessel? Have at you, you scoundrel! {weilding his sword}
1 Dirque: {pulling out his cutlass} Arrrr, ye scurvy lubber!
2 Dirque: None can best me wi' the cutlass! {crossing blades with skill}
2 British Sailor: {fighting back valiantly} We'll jolly well see about that!
3 Dirque: {pitching the British sailor overboard} Into Davy Jones' locker wi' ye!
3 British Sailor: {shocked} Oh, I say!
4 British Sailor: {calling up from the briny deep} Be a sporting chap and toss me a line, would you?
4 Dirque: Arrr! ye be kidding, right?

2012-06-08 Rerun commentary: Of course the British sailors are spiffing good sports, wot. So naturally they'd expect the same sporting behaviour from their opponents.

Again the sea here is actually a towel on which the model ship is placed. No expense spared in the production of this comic!