1 {scene: The Infinite Featureless Plane of Death}
1 Death of Insanely Overpowered Fireballs: "Strange conflux of time junctures." How am I even supposed to begin investigating that?
1 Death of Inhaling Hatmaking Chemicals: Dunno, guv.
2 Death of Choking On A Giant Frog: What about the new guy?
2 Death of Insanely Overpowered Fireballs: What new guy?
3 Death of Choking On A Giant Frog: I met him at the water cooler the other day. Going Back In Time And Murdering Yourself.
4 Death of Inhaling Hatmaking Chemicals: 'E might 'ave sumfink to do wiff temporal paradoxes!
4 Death of Choking On A Giant Frog: Gee, do you think?

2020-07-12 Rerun commentary: Q. Why do Deaths have a water cooler?

A. So they have something to gather around and swap office gossip, of course.