1 Paris: So what was your main motivation for evolving psionic powers?
2 Male Telepath: [thinking] Well, we got tired of hunting for the remote control.
3 Paris: You mean...?
4 Male Telepath: [thinking] Yes. We became tellykinetic.

Blame zem for this one. Gah, I'm still reeling from this pun.

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2012-07-26 Rerun commentary: Tellykinesis is of course just one of the suite of psionic powers that includes:

• clairvoyeurnce - seeing adult-only channels on equipment that cannot display them
• DVDnation - predicting the future by inspecting cracking patterns in broken DVDs
• ESP - Extreme Subtitle Processing
• promocognition - the ability to tell when an ad break is about to occur
• PSAchometry - picking up psychic residues from public service announcements
• tellypathy - listening to TV in your head