1 {scene: The Infinite Featureless Plane of Death}
1 Death of Choking On A Giant Frog: So the Head Death gave you the job of investigating paradoxes in the time-space continuum.
2 Death of Choking On A Giant Frog: But warned you against going near any insanely overpowered fireballs.
3 Death of Choking On A Giant Frog: And then an insanely overpowered fireball went off, causing a paradox in the time-space continuum.
4 Death of Choking On A Giant Frog: My my. Quite the delicious dilemma.
4 Death of Insanely Overpowered Fireballs: Curse you, Choking.

I believe all dilemmas are delicious if viewed from the right perspective.

Kind of like chocolate cake versus cheesecake, really.