1 Lambert: I don't wear my ring because it corrupts the wearer into a greedy and obsessively selfish person.
2 {beat}
3 Alvissa: Are you sure you've never worn it?
4 Lambert: It also puts the wearer under the corrupting influence of the Dark Lord!
4 Mordekai: Voldemort?

I'm pleased with how this comic works. You can remove any number of panels from the end and it still works as a gag.

Yes, even all four...