1 Head Death: So let me get this straight. I sent you to the most significant insanely overpowered fireball in history...
2 Head Death: ... and the only person who died did so because he came back in time and murdered himself?
3 Death of Choking On A Giant Frog: Yeah. I thought those sorts of things shouldn't happen any more with the Frog dead.
4 Head Death: Paradoxes should not occur, and pre-existing paradoxical states should resolve themselves gracefully.
4 Death of Choking On A Giant Frog: Well he wasn't clumsy about it...

If you're going to be stuck as a supernatural entity for all eternity, you at least want to have some decent stats.