1 Wendy: We pirates be havin' a lot of different slang terms, don't we cap'n?
1 Long Tom Short: Aye Wendy, that we do.
2 Wendy: Do ye ever be worryin' that we'll forget any?
2 Long Tom Short: Arrr, there be no danger o' that.
3 Wendy: Why be that, cap'n?
4 Long Tom Short: We be keepin' them in an arrr-chive!

One of Glen Barnett's.

I'm not sure if the font I use for the pirate speech is legible enough...

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2012-11-27 Rerun commentary: Indeed, it's not. I would, however persist with it for some time yet. Although I'd move to a larger sized version of the same font to enhance legibility until I eventually dropped it altogether.

Sometimes what seems like a good idea at the time turns out not to be.

The background here is a rather dull and odd mangy blue colour.

Hey, look! A monkey!