1 Lambert: You other races wouldn't know a good poem if it bit your face!
2 Lambert: Here’s one my Uncle Bilbert taught me when I was young.
3 Lambert: A halfling once made a quick stop//To visit a hairdresser’s shop.
4 Lambert: When asked for his style//He said with a smile,//“I’ll just have hobbit off the top!”

At the last minute
I changed "if it bit you" to
"if it bit your face".

Also, it's been 199 strips since the last hobbit pun.