1 Spanners: We have a problem. We need to change the warp engine, but Quercus has twisted his back and can’t wrestle it into place.
2 Iki Piki: Is the engine made of wood?
3 Spanners: What? No. Why?
4 Iki Piki: Just wondering how much warping wood would warped wood warp if warped wood could warp warping wood?

Imagine if starship engines had to be made of organic material like wood. You'd need a carpenter to look after your engines.