1 Long Tom: Former Cap’n Ponsonby, the Governor be saying’ ye’re to be handin’ over yer hat.
2 Ponsonby: You’d think after years of loyal service to the Crown I’d be allowed to keep the hat.
3 Long Tom: I be thinkin’ ye’d be learnin’ from crowns. Ex-kings don’t be gettin’ to keep them!
4 Wendy: Or their heads, for that matter. Be considerin’ yerself lucky, Ponsonby!

Swapping hats back in those days probably meant getting a whole new colony of headlice.

To join the one you already had.