| Death of Insanely Overpowered Fireballs: 149 (25.8%) |  |
| Me: 87 (15.1%) | |
| Steve: 70 (12.1%) | |
| Draak: 51 (8.8%) | |
| Cthulhu: 41 (7.1%) | |
| Shakespeare: 26 (4.5%) | |
| Monty Jones: 21 (3.6%) | |
| Erwin: 19 (3.3%) | |
| Ophelia: 15 (2.6%) | |
| Head Death: 13 (2.2%) | |
| Nigerian Finance Minister: 11 (1.9%) | |
| Colonel Haken: 8 (1.4%) | |
| Charity Collector Guy: 7 (1.2%) | |
| Alvissa: 5 (0.9%) | |
| Lambert: 5 (0.9%) | |
| Prof. North Dakota Jones: 5 (0.9%) | |
| Iki Piki: 4 (0.7%) | |
| Spanners: 4 (0.7%) | |
| Hitler's Brain: 3 (0.5%) | |
| Minnesota Jones: 3 (0.5%) | |
| Mordekai: 3 (0.5%) | |
| Paris: 3 (0.5%) | |
| Terry: 3 (0.5%) | |
| Dino Boy: 2 (0.3%) | |
| Kyros: 2 (0.3%) | |
| Serron: 2 (0.3%) | |
| Captain Spatula: 1 (0.2%) | |
| Geltschilling: 1 (0.2%) | |
| James Stud: 1 (0.2%) | |
| Jane Goodall: 1 (0.2%) | |
| Refractive Man: 1 (0.2%) | |
| Sallah: 1 (0.2%) | |
| Worm Master: 1 (0.2%) | |
| OTHER: 9 (1.6%) | |
