Poll Results

Total votes: 1262

Ophelia: 239 (18.9%)
Death of Insanely Overpowered Fireballs: 205 (16.2%)
Alvissa: 193 (15.3%)
Head Death: 123 (9.7%)
Dr. Ginny Smith: 102 (8.1%)
Will Shakespeare: 90 (7.1%)
Draak: 80 (6.3%)
Terry: 42 (3.3%)
Erwin: 26 (2.1%)
Steve: 25 (2.0%)
Paris: 24 (1.9%)
Nigerian Finance Minister: 19 (1.5%)
Spanners: 15 (1.2%)
Dr. Monty Jones: 14 (1.1%)
Prof. North Dakota Jones: 12 (1.0%)
Mercutio: 9 (0.7%)
Mordekai: 9 (0.7%)
Iki Piki: 9 (0.7%)
Lambert: 9 (0.7%)
Prof. Minnesota Jones: 7 (0.6%)
Kyros: 5 (0.4%)
Colonel Haken: 5 (0.4%)
Serron: 2 (0.2%)

I'm guessing responders went for a romantic dinner slightly ahead of interesting conversation. Having a good hearty meal seems to have ranked very low (the choices would be Prof. Jones or Lambert).