| Kyros: 283 (15.9%) |  |
| Steve: 265 (14.9%) | |
| Hitler's Brain: 243 (13.6%) | |
| Nigerian Finance Minister: 118 (6.6%) | |
| Cthulhu: 117 (6.6%) | |
| Will Shakespeare: 100 (5.6%) | |
| Death of Insanely Overpowered Fireballs: 70 (3.9%) | |
| Jane Goodall: 68 (3.8%) | |
| The Allosaurus: 61 (3.4%) | |
| Dr Ginny Smith: 54 (3.0%) | |
| Colonel Haken: 42 (2.4%) | |
| The Man in Black: 41 (2.3%) | |
| Head Death: 40 (2.2%) | |
| Mordekai: 39 (2.2%) | |
| Aqualich: 30 (1.7%) | |
| Lambert: 27 (1.5%) | |
| Draak: 26 (1.5%) | |
| Serron: 23 (1.3%) | |
| Erwin: 21 (1.2%) | |
| The Martians: 19 (1.1%) | |
| Ophelia: 19 (1.1%) | |
| Alvissa: 17 (1.0%) | |
| Mercutio: 15 (0.8%) | |
| Long Tom Short: 13 (0.7%) | |
| Iki Piki: 9 (0.5%) | |
| Monty Jones: 8 (0.4%) | |
| Spanners: 7 (0.4%) | |
| Minnesota Jones: 3 (0.2%) | |
| Prof. North Dakota Jones: 3 (0.2%) | |
