Poll Results

Total votes: 1187

No: 1187 (100.0%)
<choose>: 159 (13.4%)
Yes: 67 (5.6%)
Maybe: 8 (0.7%)
Of course: 6 (0.5%)
Sometimes: 3 (0.3%)

Yes, the percentages add up to over 100% - that's because my vote-counting script only counts legitimate votes and I couldn't be bothered renormalising the totals for the additional hacked-in answers. You still get the idea of the proportions.

Naturally, there were a lot of hacked answers. A few of them were indignant about my usage of the word "hack" and insisted that I should have used "crack" instead. I've compiled the most popular hacks into the table above, but naturally many were one-offs, far too numerous to list in full. Some of the more amusing:

• I guess that depends on what you mean by hack, and whether any hacked answers are rejected
• I am trying to find out
• It's some kind of provocation, isn't it?
• Of course not! That would be wrong.
• Death of Insanely Overpowered Fireballs
• I will know if I see this in the results I guess
• Yes, with an well-insulated axe
• <script>alert("yes");</script>
• My trusty Emacs never fails. Plus, your HTML is ugly.
• Absolutely Not! What do you think I am? Some kind of criminal?
• h4xx0r3d
• Of course not! That would be illegal, immoral, and fattening!
• steam powered weasels of doom
• I can't believe anyone would even try, it's a shock to me...