| Shut up and help me lift this stone: 419 (20.7%) |  |
| No: 390 (19.3%) | |
| Only if I always lie: 231 (11.4%) | |
| This is not my answer: 199 (9.8%) | |
| Yes! I mean, no! I mean... damnit!: 179 (8.8%) | |
| My grandfather died as a child: 134 (6.6%) | |
| This answer is false: 118 (5.8%) | |
| A list of answers excluding this answer: 96 (4.7%) | |
| I didn't expect to be hanged today: 87 (4.3%) | |
| Banach-Tarski Banach-Tarski: 68 (3.4%) | |
| Yes: 55 (2.7%) | |
| The first non-interesting answer: 35 (1.7%) | |
| Where are they?: 13 (0.6%) | |
