Poll Results

Total votes: 2439

We'd have made them extinct by now: 802 (32.9%)
They'd be critically endangered: 494 (20.3%)
They'd be secretly running human society: 394 (16.2%)
We'd be at war with them: 252 (10.3%)
They'd be feared predators who occasionally take humans: 140 (5.7%)
They'd be a top draw in zoos: 138 (5.7%)
They'd be majestic wildlife in wilderness preserves: 117 (4.8%)
They'd have subjugated humanity: 102 (4.2%)

One reader wrote to let me know that his three-year-old daughter wanted to tell me that if dragons were real we would kiss them. Awwww...

I hope she also explains the vector calculus puns to her father.