1 Marlowe: Shakespeare, this is Loren.
1 Loren: Pleased to meet you.
1 Shakespeare: Buh...
2 Marlowe: Implements all the fancy writing around here. Isn't that right, Shakespeare?
2 Shakespeare: {standing} Buh... buh...
3 Marlowe: Has a real way with words. So you two will be interfacing very closely.
3 Loren: Good.
3 Shakespeare: Buh...
4 Marlowe: {off screen} Here's the caffeinated beverage enabling facility...
4 Shakespeare: I doubt it not; and all these woes shall serve/For sweet discourses in our time to come.

Romeo and Juliet. Act III, Scene V:

JULIET

Art thou gone so? love, lord, ay, husband, friend!
I must hear from thee every day in the hour,
For in a minute there are many days:
O, by this count I shall be much in years
Ere I again behold my Romeo!

ROMEO

Farewell!
I will omit no opportunity
That may convey my greetings, love, to thee.

JULIET

O think'st thou we shall ever meet again?

ROMEO

I doubt it not; and all these woes shall serve
For sweet discourses in our time to come.

I like this strip, for several reasons.

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2015-07-27 Rerun commentary: One of those reasons is how Ophelia is leaning out of her cubicle to see what's going on in panel 3.

Another one is the "caffeinated beverage enabling facility" bit. Since I don't do caffeine, I don't make use of the one we have at my office, but I do notice that a lot of other people seem to use it a lot.