1 Young Jane Goodall: {on phone} Mr President, we've determined the Allosaurus is not a threat to your country.
2 Young Jane Goodall: {on phone} In fact, he's a positive benefit to the USA.
3 President: {on phone} How so?
4 Young Jane Goodall: {on phone} He plans to eat all the politicians and run for President himself.

And some people wondered how the Allosaurus could become President. Who wouldn't vote for him with a policy like that?

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2022-06-05 Rerun commentary: Having been eaten doesn't necessarily stop you from running for election, according to American election rules. It may actually increase your vote in some cases.