1 {scene: The Infinite Featureless Plane of Death}
1 Death of Insanely Overpowered Fireballs: {on computer} Run through the spleen with a toothpick. Now how is that ever going to happen?
2 Death of Insanely Overpowered Fireballs: Oh! I know!
3 Death of Choking On A Giant Frog: Are you searching the Internet for arguments in restaurants that got incredibly out of hand?
4 Death of Insanely Overpowered Fireballs: No, I'm posting a suggestion to the Mythbusters forums.

I've never checked the real MythBusters* forums myself. I wonder if they'd listen to ideas for testing the fabric of reality itself.

* With the upper case "B" - that's how you can tell that Adam and Jamie in the comic are completely different and original characters and totally not ripoffs, because they spell it "Mythbusters" with a lower case "b".**

** Okay, okay, I made that mistake early on, and have kept it consistent ever since. Sheesh.

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2025-03-28 Rerun commentary: I tried a search and actually found an instance.

An article from Australian Veterinary Practitioner, 45(2):91-93 (January 2015): "Toothpick as a perforating splenic foreign body in a dog: ultrasonography diagnosis and surgical treatment". The paper is available here (warning: veterinary surgical photographs).

Unfortunately for our Death here, the patient, a dachshund, survived.