1 Charity Collector Guy: Steve is too important to history! Who else will keep Cthulhu at bay?
1 Steve: 'e is pretty stroppy.
2 Charity Collector Guy: No, we need someone utterly insignificant. Someone who can be erased completely from the timestream without so much as a ripple.
3 Charity Collector Guy: Someone who's made absolutely no impact on the world. Someone useless, hopeless, and talentless.
4 Me: Why are you all looking at me?

Harsh. But at least if you're going to be criticised as talentless, you'd want it to be by people like Newton and Galileo and Halley, rather than, say, Ed Wood.