1 Head Death: YOUR BODY DIED WHEN HITLER WAS ASSASSINATED IN 1940. WE CAN'T RETURN YOU WITH IT. UNLESS YOU WANT TO BE SOME SORT OF UNDEAD.
2 Me: Like a lich or something? That'd be kind of cool.
2 Head Death: MORE LIKE A ZOMBIE.
2 Me: Oh. Scratch that then.
3 Head Death: WE NEED TO PUT YOU CONSCIOUSNESS INTO YOUR BODY AT A TIME BEFORE THE UNIVERSE BECAME UNSTABLE. 2002.
4 Me: You mean I have to live through Gigli and Catwoman again?!

I did a search for particularly bad films that have been released since 2002. Topping most of the lists I found was the apparently stupefyingly bad Gigli. For some reason I'd been fortunate enough never to have even heard of this film before my searching. So lest it be similarly obscure to anyone else, I also threw Catwoman in there for good measure.

And if you'd been like me and been blissfully unaware of Gigli until now, you can thank me later.