1 Head Death: Ah, Sat On By A Giant Frog and Choking On A Giant Frog. Sit down.
1 Death of Choking On A Giant Frog: Yes, sir.
1 Death of Insanely Overpowered Fireballs: Yes, sir.
2 Head Death: This rivalry between you two has to stop. It's affecting your performance metrics.
3 Head Death: Death of Natural Causes For Giant Frogs brings in twice as many souls as you two put together!
4 Death of Choking On A Giant Frog: That's not fair! How does he do it?!
4 Head Death: Sooner or later, the frog always croaks.

Another 15 minutes of Internet fame for zem, who provided this punchline.

I like the fact that the Head Death's office has no walls - it's just a desk in the middle of a featureless infinite plane. Don't ask me where the door and walls shown in #324 went.

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2012-11-14 Rerun commentary: The early character concept for Head Death was actually a little bit like Mr Marlowe, Will Shakespeare's boss, in that he liked to use business-type jargon. Thankfully I moved away from that pretty quickly.

Performance metrics. *shudder*