1 Lambert: Did I ever tell you about my twin uncle and aunt, Frankbert and Roslynberta? They're Uncle Bilbert's older siblings.
1 Alvissa: Noo...
2 Lambert: Frankbert was born first, and the midwife brought him out of the bedroom to show my grandfather, Willbert.
3 Lambert: Being his first child, he was ecstatic, and shook the midwife by the hand and wouldn't let go.
4 Lambert: Eventually she said, "I have to return to your wife! There's a sister act too, back in the hobbit!"

And Pop Willbert yelled, "Whoopi!!"