1 Lambert: My uncle Bilbert used to take me camping when I was a kid. Oh, how I loved those times.
2 Lambert: We always had fine weather, which he attributed to bringing along a special drink he made from pear juice.
3 Lambert: He passed the recipe on to me, and now it's my pear-ade. I brought a keg for us to share, it's great!
4 {the party is standing in heavy rain}

You can make a real drink out of pears, and it's delicious. Pears have a mildness and distinctive character of flavour that apples and apple cider just don't have.

That's a traditional fantasy keg, by the way, equal to 546 drams.