1 Mercutio: How's the screenplay coming along, Will?
1 Shakespeare: Getting there, getting there.
2 Caption: Later:
2 Mercutio: Are you done with that first draft yet?
2 Shakespeare: Not yet, not yet.
3 Caption: Later:
3 Mercutio: What's the status on that screenplay?
3 Shakespeare: Nearly finished, nearly finished.
4 Caption: Later:
4 Mercutio: What progress, Will?
4 Shakespeare: Is this a nagger I see before me?!

Or art thou but
A nagger of the mind, a false creation,
Proceeding from the heat-oppressed brain?