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Comic #4033

1 Martian 1: Would you mind poking me in the eyes?
1 Ishmael: But...
1 Martian 1: Just do it!
2 SFX: poke! {close up of Ishmael poking Martian 1 in the eyes}
3 SFX: slap! {Martian 1 slaps Ishmael with his previously detached arm}
4 Ishmael: Wait, how did that...?
4 Martian 1: The Law of Sympathy.

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Alternate punchline:

4 Martian 1: It's not called slap-stick for nothing.

I went with the punchline I prefer, referencing the magical law of sympathy, but I'm not convinced that it's the funniest option.

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