1 Mordekai: So if we find some young werewolves and breed the friendliest ones, we could make weredogs?
2 Alvissa: I suppose so... although they’d be a bit awkward as pets when it’s not full moon...
3 Kyros: You’d have to train them not to bite, or else you’ll become a weredog too.
4 Kyros: Or maybe if you step in their poo you could catch lycanthropy...
4 Lambert: Ewwww!

This diversion into discussing werewolves and the possibility of domesticating them is brought to you by an actual conversation I had with friends. All of these points were brought up in the conversation.