1 Minnesota Jones: We’re stuck inside a lead-lined fridge, on the bottom of the Nile River?
2 Prof. Jones: Never fear. I’ve been in far worse situations.
2 Minnesota Jones: Such as?
3 Prof. Jones: Give me a minute.
3 Minnesota Jones: We’ll all be dead of asphyxiation!
4 Prof. Jones: Well, then you won’t care what the answer is, will you?

I almost wrote "asphynxiation".

Geez... I should have rewritten things to make that work...