1 Jamie: Do you really have all this specialised equipment in stock for people hunting vampires?
2 Shop owner: Cannot be too careful vhen it comes to living dead.
3 Jamie: Anything else you'd recommend?
4 Shop owner: Full enwironment suits. Do not vant catch wirus from wampire.

I have two radiation suits!^[1]

Actually, I have about four of them now.

Also, there's ongoing debate over whether viruses should be considered alive or not. Clearly, if science isn't sure one way or the other... they're probably undead.

[1] In fact, I did 14 years ago now, although the joke about only having one radiation suit lives on!