1 Head Death: Good work, Choking, Hatmaking Chemicals.
2 Head Death: You’ve proven your loyalty to this organisation during the recent hatmaking chemical and giant frog plague.
3 Death of Inhaling Hatmaking Chemicals: Har we gettin’ some sort hov performance reward, guv?
4 Head Death: And you’re funny!

Every time I make one of these comics in the Head Death's office I have to go back and look at an old one to remind myself what colour the Head Death's desk is. And I'm always disappointed that it's brown, instead of grey.

I have a vague memory of back in the day when I started this chain of events that I decided he should clearly have a wooden desk - fancy mahogany or teak or something. To show off the ostentatiousness of the office.

At least, that's what I'm going to go with from now on.