1 Hades: I don’t know where this Persephone booked for her vacation, but you can check my browser history if you want.
2 Death of Insanely Overpowered Fireballs: You have Internet access here in Hades?
3 Hades: We may be the Infernal Depths, where raw anguish echoes through the cavernous Abyss and tortured shades of the formerly living writhe in eternal agony.
4 Hades: But we still have better broadband speeds than Australia.

My fellow Aussies will get this.

Australia is notorious for having some of the worst Internet broadband speeds of any first world country. There are several technologies that we've been well behind the rest of the developed world in adopting. We didn't get cable TV until just a few years before it was made obsolete by streaming.