1 Wendy: There be only one thing left before I be beginnin’ me new job as the new cap’n o’ the Allosaurus.
2 Long Tom: Arr! What be that?
2 Wendy: I be needin’ yer hat.
3 Long Tom: Arrr. That be fair. A pirate cap’n be needin’ a pirate cap’n hat. {handing hat over, revealing a ridiculous mop-top hairdo}
4 Wendy: Arrr! Now I be knowin’ why ye never be takin’ it off!

That's one great thing that hats are good for.

I had some choices of weird Lego hairdos to choose from, but I chose this one mostly because it was a better match to Long Tom's beard colour.