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Comic #791

1 Lambert: Orcs captured my uncle Bilbert once. These particular ones had an obsession with psychological torture.
2 Lambert: They wanted Bilbert to tell them about his village's defences. They starved him, deprived him of sleep, kept him isolated.
3 Lambert: They realised he'd never talk, but they enjoyed torture so much they kept inflicting it on him. But he never spoke.
4 Alvissa: You mean...?
4 Lambert: No matter how hard they tried, they couldn't break the hobbit.

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Yes, it's that time again. A hundred strips from the last hobbit pun. It seems Lambert's uncle Bilbert has had a lot of strange adventures.

2014-05-09 Rerun commentary: Someone should write up all of Uncle Bilbert's adventures one day. Perhaps I shall.

Like the time he worked as a crewman on a pirate ship, rather than pay for passage across the Great Sea of Storms. Unfortunately Bilbert suffered from terrible seasickness - he was hobbit green around the gills.

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