1 {scene: Head Death's desk}
1 Paris: You keep files on mortals? What's in them?
1 Head Death: EVERYTHING ABOUT YOU.
2 Paris: Everything?
2 Head Death: EVERYTHING.
3 Paris: Like when I was six years old at school and Johnny and I...
3 Head Death: EVERYTHING.
4 Paris: Wow.
4 Head Death: YOU SEE WHY WE DON'T WANT TO HAVE TO PHOTOCOPY THEM.

Yeah, that's a lot of hours standing over the photocopier, clearing paper jams, refilling the paper tray, and generally having no fun at all. What ridiculous machines.

When you think about it. Really. Photocopiers suck.

---

2015-01-07 Rerun commentary: I wonder where they keep those files. Presumably as an extradimensional organisation they have some sort of vast extradimensional filing system.

I'm envisioning something like the government warehouse in Indiana Jones, or The X-Files, here. Except spookier and with more dimensions, sort of thing.