1 Terry: Steve... We need to talk..
1 Steve: Just a sec, Terry. Can you pass me that rope? {staring at crocodile with great interest}
2 Terry: I think you're too obsessed with crocodiles.
2 Steve: Isn't he a bewdy? Three metres long!
3 Terry: It's just sick. Sick, I tell you!
3 Steve: Once these jaws are tied, we can get this critter to safety. Easy, boy! {binding the crocodile's jaws shut with rope}
4 Steve: {standing beside restrained crocodile} Crikey! What were you saying, Terry?
4 Terry: Oh, nothing. Good job, Steve.

2012-02-25 Rerun commentary: Ah, the "we need to talk" conversation.

Guys, a word of advice. Take up an interesting hobby and just talk about it all the time.

(I never said it was good advice.)