1 Ophelia: Will!
1 Shakespeare: Ophelia!
1 Ophelia: Daydreaming?
1 Shakespeare: Forsooth.
2 Shakespeare: Have you met Loren? Isn't she wonderful?
3 Ophelia: She works for a faceless government bureaucracy, Will.
4 Shakespeare: They say, best maids are moulded out of faults;/ And, for the most, become much more the better/ For being a little bad.
4 Ophelia: Oh good grief.

Measure For Measure, Act V, Scene 1:

Mariana

Isabel,
Sweet Isabel, do yet but kneel by me;
Hold up your hands, say nothing; I'll speak all.
They say, best men are moulded out of faults;
And, for the most, become much more the better
For being a little bad: so may my husband.
O Isabel, will you not lend a knee?

I was almost going to go with Will saying, "Well, nobody's perfect." But of course he'd say it more eloquently than that.

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2015-08-29 Rerun commentary: Next time someone asks you a question that demands a positive answer, try using "Forsooth!" instead of "Yes."

I guarantee it will make your day more entertaining. And probably theirs too.

And if you want to mix it up, switch to "Verily" now and then as well.